He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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