Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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