every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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