I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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