Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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