I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Randomize
