I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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