I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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