Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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