Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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