HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Mom said you looked used
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
