gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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