Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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