Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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