hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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