It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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