Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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