well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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