its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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