Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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