so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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