I need help removing her.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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