its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
