Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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