just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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