Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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