I accidentally burped into my bong.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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