i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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