i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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