don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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