so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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