check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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