I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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