is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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