Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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