Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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