You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I would ride that face into the sunset
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