Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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