How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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