Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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