She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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