Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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