Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
bring money and cleavage
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
my poor anus
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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