We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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