I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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