So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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