did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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