I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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