I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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