Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You've changed since you got that strap on
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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