All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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