Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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