R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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