I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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